Reasons to be Cheerful, Pt. IV
Here’s a great reason for you to be cheerful: A Brandeis professor has discovered the world’s first vegetarian spider! I just can’t think of anything that isn’t wonderful about this. The spider (bagheera kiplingi) is cute, too. I suggest we all send Prof. Eric J. Olson messages of congratulation.
Three days ago, a big spider jumped on me in the bathroom for the second time in two weeks. This is becoming a most disturbing trend, and I must say that I am starting to dislike it. But the spiders are only symptomatic of a larger problem at Brandeis: poor dorm maintenance. Now, I don’t […]