What with this news of President Reinhartz’s non-resignation, the voices in my head are telling me that a bunch of faculty are upset. So upset, in fact, that they plan on mounting a coup against Jehuda. This coup will institute a temporary oligarchy that will shape Brandeis into an anarcho-syndicalist commune before peacefully surrendering power.
The oligarchy will be composed of first citizens Richard Gaskins, Andy Hogan, and Jamele Adams – one consul each for faculty, staff, and students.
This is wrong. Clearly the leadership of this school should be decided through divining Louis Brandesi’ will through Ouija board. Until that happens, let’s occupy Shapiro Campus Center – and rename ourselves Malcolm Sherman University. For great justice!